February 2012
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Fuck You; Fuck Off
Bitches can try to bring me down. They can shove their noses in the air, telling me they’re better than me because they’re accomplishing shit right now that I’m not (uhm. I did it three years ago fyi). I don’t think I’m going to curl up in a little ball because I got bitched at through a novel-like message on Facebook, or run off to be someone I’m not right now...
I'm Not the Girl You Fell In Love With...Oh Wait.
No one’s ever fallen in love with me. That’s right.
But with just cause, that has become the case.
Today, a girl who is bestfriends with my bestfriend and who was acquired a first impression of me over the weekend, decided to tell me how it is in the real world of class, true friendship, and maturity.
“You, my dear, are the definition of “slutty tease”.”, she...
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January 2012
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SINGLE
I am fucking SINGLE once again. Thank God. My friend was on the phone with my exboyfriend, and asked him if he was still really into me. He affirmed that he was, and asked if I was still into him. She hemmed and hawed. And told me she told him she didn’t know. He told me she said no, she didn’t think so. Either way, fuck it. I’m done fucking around and fucking with this guy....
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England
I ring my mother.
“Hello, hun, how’re you?”
“Oh, I’m in England.”
“You’re…What?!”
She hands the phone to my father. He tells me my mom’s gone hysterical and is putting money in my bank account. She doesn’t understand why I’m in England, but assumes I’ll return in a week or two.
But I was thinking more along...
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Mine
Editing my old posts made it seem like I had just written them, so I gave up.
Basically December fifth I was oh-so sure I had met the man of my dreams….And technically, I had. He had every trait only the sweet guys in cute chick flicks had. He opened every door, helped me put on my jacket, was playful and kind.
I never realized this dream could potentially turn into a nightmare, and that...
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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...
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Why Didn't I Realize Before....
Anyone who proposed to me after only knowing me for a week or two HAS to be psychotic. A week is long enough to know I’m obnoxious as fuck, and endlessly energetic. Not a fun combination. And he wants to spend the rest of his life with me? Nope, sorry. I’m not sticking around long enough to know the dark side of him that comes out to play after a couple more months.r
December 2011
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I am so engaged right now.
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To Have a Bestfriend
Who analyzes you; tells you that you don’t like people getting close not because you’re afraid you’ll get hurt but because you’re afraid THEY will.
Who holds your hand during your heart-to-hearts, begs to do wedding dress shopping together, and who tells you the truth the moment she finds out other friends have lied to your face.
Who threatens your boyfriend, protects you...
Can I just go fly now.
November 2011
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“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via tarekkuma)
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