Why Didn’t I Realize Before….

Anyone who proposed to me after only knowing me for a week or two HAS to be psychotic. A week is long enough to know I’m obnoxious as fuck, and endlessly energetic. Not a fun combination. And he wants to spend the rest of his life with me? Nope, sorry. I’m not sticking around long enough to know the dark side of him that comes out to play after a couple more months.r